Smalls.

*

(via laughterbation)

*

aseaofquotes:

Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition

(via discipleofmrsheen)

*

kidlove:

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

LIKE A BOSS

(Source: yyyuuuttt, via iamxalex)

*

4 hours at the gym and 2 hours of MMA training.

My body is sore as fuck and it feels amazing.

*

thekripkeeper:

The perfect man.

*

tennesseeprincess:

huaaabastardlyairman:

No shame.

WELP THERE GOES IT. damn it. DAMN IT.

(via emma-re)

*

pheonix0727:

Haha! That was AWESOME.

Highlight of my fucking day.

*

Great Quotes:

Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

*

ericarlimon:

Whatever my tumblr fiancé wants she can get baby! Lol

You’re so good to me boo. ;3

*

(Source: devchenka)